Category Archives: Stupid Inventions
- February 8, 2007
- What time is it?
Who the hell put a clock on everything I own? There’s one on the microwave, the stove, the fridge, the coffee pot, and this is just in the kitchen.
There’s also the wall clock, the alarm clock, the VCR, the DVD player, the TV. Yet there’s no clock on the toilet. I’m gonna build one, [...]
- January 28, 2007
- The Microwave
What a good place to start.. Who the hell invented this piece of shit? Yeah, there’s nothing I love more than burning the roof of my mouth so bad that it requires medical attention..
Except maybe for the frostbite that comes from the last 3 bites… My microwave even has the little retarded rotating tray [...]




